Thursday, December 17, 2009

Story Of My Life...

New school semester:


At the first week:


At the second week:


Before the mid-term test:


During the mid-term test:


After the mid-term test:


Before the final exam:


Once know the final exam schedule:


7 days before final exam:


6 days before final exam:


5 days before final exam:


4 days before final exam:


3 days before final exam:


2 days before final exam:


1 day before final exam:


A night before final exam:


1 hour before final exam:


During the final exam:


Once walk out from the exam hall:


After the final exam, during the holiday:



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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Exotic

A White man and an Asian woman were in a bar having a conversation.

Man: So, where are you from?

Woman: Well, My parents were originally from China and I was also born there but we left when I was 2.

Man: Wow, how exotic.

Woman: I'm not exotic, I'm asian. There are more of us than there are of you so statistically, you're the exotic one...

Man: ...