Thursday, December 17, 2009

Story Of My Life...

New school semester:


At the first week:


At the second week:


Before the mid-term test:


During the mid-term test:


After the mid-term test:


Before the final exam:


Once know the final exam schedule:


7 days before final exam:


6 days before final exam:


5 days before final exam:


4 days before final exam:


3 days before final exam:


2 days before final exam:


1 day before final exam:


A night before final exam:


1 hour before final exam:


During the final exam:


Once walk out from the exam hall:


After the final exam, during the holiday:



Taken from http://shiftcomma3.tumblr.com

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Exotic

A White man and an Asian woman were in a bar having a conversation.

Man: So, where are you from?

Woman: Well, My parents were originally from China and I was also born there but we left when I was 2.

Man: Wow, how exotic.

Woman: I'm not exotic, I'm asian. There are more of us than there are of you so statistically, you're the exotic one...

Man: ...

Monday, August 3, 2009

Costume Party

A man walks into a costume party wearing nothing but a pair of blue pants. The host of the party goes up to him and strikes a conversation.

Host: So, what are you supposed to be?

Man: Me? Well...I'm a premature ejaculation.

Host: O...kay. Well, why didn't you wear a shirt or shoes or anything else?

Man: Well, I just came in my pants...

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Too much Harry Potter...

OMFGit'sMarcus! says:
I'm not strong enough to stay away

- Lester - You know my door is always open for you. Please, close it on your way out... says:
stay away from what?

OMFGit'sMarcus! says:
that which does nothing but irritate me with teh type of recpetion I get
*the **reception

- Lester - You know my door is always open for you. Please, close it on your way out... says:
she who must not be named?

OMFGit'sMarcus! says:
as much as I hate to say it
yes

- Lester - You know my door is always open for you. Please, close it on your way out... says:
ahh i see
can i call her voldewhore?

OMFGit'sMarcus! says:
do whatever you please

- Lester - You know my door is always open for you. Please, close it on your way out... says:
lol sorry i just watched harry potter today

Saturday, July 18, 2009

So...

So, I got a job LOL. I'm helping out at my brother's company, Regen Energy doing a bunch of random stuff. It's good I guess. I get some real workplace experience that I can add to my resume later. The money flow is very welcome even though I only get paid at the end of each month T_T. And then, I have to wake up at 6 every morning which is a total bitch. No more sleeping late for me. The work times are really random. My brother said that I should work 8 hours from the time I started but I end up working 10-12 hours a day, very exhausting.


I guess it's something to do and as Marcus points out, its EVERYTHING to do since it takes up my whole day. Sighs, there goes my summer...

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Summer Update

Ok, so I haven't really posted anything about my summer exploits because well, there hasn't been any.

Except that I left for Michigan over the weekend and just now got back. It's quite exhausting to have to travel so much for such a short amount of time but it was necessary. My great-aunt (my dad's aunt) passed away on Tuesday and we wanted to be there for the viewing and funeral. I know that this is a sad moment but I always found it interesting to find out more about where I came from (family-wise I mean). Growing up, I was more exposed to my mom's side of the family more and I didn't really know anyone from my dad's side, except for my grandmother, 1 aunt, and 1 cousin. Knowing that I had a lot more family on that side made me happy but sad because I never really got a chance to get to know them.

I met family (mostly cousins, aunts, and nephews of my dad's) that seemed to know a lot about me when I was still a baby so naturally I don't have any recollection of them whatsoever. We watched a slideshow detailing my great-aunt's life, where you could see old photographs of when she and her sisters were still young (my grandmother included). I met my great-aunt before and she really was a great person. She gave it her all whenever she did anything (cooking, cleaning, etc) and she did it all with love. It is such a shame that she had to succumb to cancer after a 10-year long battle.

R.I.P.
Josephine Ynclinas Corbo
March 12, 1945 - July 7, 2009


Interesting Fact: She has the same birthday as her oldest grandchild and me.

This was something that my dad's cousin (that would make her my aunt I guess) said was part of a conversation she had with her mom in a dream.

Where are you going, Mom?
I'm not going anywhere...

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Wildlife?

Girl: Let's go to the park!

Guy: The park?

Girl: Yeah, it's perfect for seeing the wildlife.

Guy: The homeless people?

Girl: ...

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Anything?

Girl: Professor, I will do anything to pass this class.

Professor: You'll do anything?

Girl: Anything.

Professor: Will you...study?

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Conversation With God...

Me: God, how long is a million years?

God: To me, it's about a minute.

Me: God, how much is a million dollars?

God: To me, it's about a penny.

Me: God, may I have a penny?

God: Wait a minute.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

I'm Done

I'm done, finally...
Another ordeal overcame...
We can put all of this behind us...
No more reason to do anything...
We're done, finally...
I don't have to...
Not anymore...
I'm done.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

When the burden's too much, you need to know you can always let go of it...

If you always worry about the past it's your loss because you won't be able to enjoy the present...I'll give you a hint, it's cake :P

Well I don't really have cake (and if I did I probably wouldn't share :P) but anyways thats besides the point, sort of.

Shit happens, it happens a lot and there's really nothing you can do about it. You just have to take it, wash yourself off, dry yourself, and then prepare for more shit. This causes a lot of people to lose hope, give up, and sink into despair. But you should always take comfort in the fact that there will always be people there for you, no matter what. People that care about you (family, friends, loved ones, animals...) who will do anything to cheer you up and make you happy again. You just have to be optimistic and keep moving forward and things will eventually work itself out.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Get To Know Yourself Better

Your view on yourself:
Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:
You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Your views on education
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:
Success in your career is not the most important thing in life. You are content with what you have and think that being with someone you love is more than spending all of your precious time just working.

What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

Who is your true self:
You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Scream?


I've been hearing things about this lol
Something about a Streetcar Named Desire scene with a certain dark individual wearing silk? There was some broken glass, calling for the police, (un)necessary touching (rape??) bleeding, and screaming (erotic??) lol
Sounds like someone had a blast?

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Have Faith?

You just can't go on having faith in something just because you want it to exist...

Part of growing up means letting go of a lot of things: childish toys, silly little idiosyncrasies, people…It may be hard to admit but moving on requires us to leave the things that we used to cherish behind. Part of becoming an adult requires us to learn from our experiences and use it to become better people as we begin to contribute to society. We can’t keep getting caught up with what happened in the past and hope that things will turn out for the better. They won’t because the world just doesn’t work like that. Sorry to be such a downer but that’s just how it goes.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

It's the FINAL COUNTDOWN!



Think I could request this for the morning song LOL

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Dustin says the Darndest Things!

Dustin says:
you know what would be weird, if i get into film but i gotta start on lower films, and had to shoot nudes, kinda like brian in family guy. and one of the models ends up being a friend lol
- Lester - It's good to see me, isn't it? No need to answer, that was retorical... says:
roflmao
that would be awesome if that happened
Dustin says:
LoL
lol marcus
i dunno
- Lester - It's good to see me, isn't it? No need to answer, that was retorical... says:
rofl wtf
Dustin says:
oh yeah
cuz during aladdin he was takin his pants off
lol
- Lester - It's good to see me, isn't it? No need to answer, that was retorical... says:
LOL

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Playdraize? ROFLMAO

-florence units, only msg if important. says:
LMAO
scre whim
he playdraize
i don't
playdrarize*
- Lester - I usually don't sugar coat things because then I end up eating them. says:
ROFL
-florence units, only msg if important. says:
he copies from you
- Lester - I usually don't sugar coat things because then I end up eating them. says:
plagiarized
-florence units, only msg if important. says:
frigg man
lol
ohh
plagiarized
LMAO
fail

Monday, May 18, 2009

Update?

Okay, once in a while there comes a moment of lucidity where you can think clearly and everything seems to make sense. It's mid-may and all I could think about is what to write in this blog that I hardly write on LOL. I should be concentrating on the units I need to finish but instead I'm here. (damn lol procrastination always creeps up on me during this time) It just dawned on me that after June, exams, and graduation that I'd be done high school, a huge part of the lives of many young people. But why do I seem so uninterested about it? A lot of people would be super-excited/nervous/crying their eyes out that their high school experience is ending but not me. It can't be that I want to stay another year because I really don't -_- I've worked far too hard just to stay for a fifth year and as appealing as that may sound, no thanks. I know that I said that this was a moment of lucidity but all it seemed to do was made things more perplexing.
Oh wells.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

SUPERSIZED!



LOL this was so hilarious that I just had to post it up.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Are you a volcano? Cause I'm in lava with you XD

"It's easy to wait on dinner when you've already had a snack."

The best things in life will always make you wait. It is almost impossible waiting for dinner without getting hungry from the delicious aroma from the kitchen. It is very tempting to sneak a taste or to grab a snack while you wait. However, there is nothing more satisfactory than patiently waiting for something so delicious and not having your appetite spoiled by mere snacks. It is worth it in the end and you'll be glad you waited.


*Edit* I just noticed this was completely random because I had just eaten dinner but am surprisingly still hungry...

Monday, May 4, 2009

If the truth means nothing to you, then what am I supposed to do?

Redone cause Marcus got worried lol.
I just thought the song was pretty good so I'm posting the link up.

Tenth Avenue North - Beyond Words

"Since when did it become all about you?"

Thursday, April 30, 2009

You can't always have it your way...

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted...

Remember that brick walls are there not to stop us, but for us to prove how badly we want things...

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Prologue

It’s extremely difficult
when one has too many things
that one treasures

At times
if one wants something
It can only be achieved
by sacrificing something else

The most importart things is
to have a heart

Start!

LOLS, finally made one -_-
I'm just totally bored but w/e XD
Going to add more soon, definitely...maybe...